Thursday 23 October 2014

Number Two Hundred and Twenty Eight: Fractal F1010


Number Two Hundred and Twenty Seven: Turnbuckle

The turnbuckle is used to alter the tension in wire, rope and cables

Number Two Hundred and Twenty Six: Fungal Interlude F1008

Chlorociboria aeruginascens

Number Two Hundred and Twenty Five: Clothes Line

The presenter is interviewing a Clothes Line enthusiast

Thursday 10 July 2014

Number Two Hundred and Twenty Four: Weather Elsewhere


It is hard to imagine the weather elsewhere

Number Two Hundred and Twenty Three: Advertising Beauty


There are no ugly people in advertising

Number Two Hundred and Twenty Two: Letterbox

Sometimes the letterbox is a sad deposit for bills, officialdom, leaflets and mail for previous occupants.

Number Two Hundred and Twenty One: Squeaky Wicker


Wicker chairs can get very squeaky when they dry out.

Number Two Hundred and Twenty: Unwanted Shopper


In some shops you feel you are an intruder because you want to buy something

Number Two Hundred and Nineteen: Adhesive Tape


The lost end of a roll of adhesive tape

Number Two Hundred and Eighteen: Unhelpful Help


A recent fashion on commercial websites is the swat-away pop up window that offers a chat with someone or wants me to give feedback.

Sunday 22 June 2014

Number Two Hundred and Seventeen: Niwaki

Niwaki, topiary and Cloud Pruning are ways to sculpt trees in a garden

Number Two Hundred and Sixteen: Cotton

The cotton plant provides a vegetable alternative to wool

Number Two Hundred and Fifteen: Sheep Shearing

Thanks to sheep shearing we are able to wear wool cardigans, bobble hats and decorative knitwear.

Number Two Hundred and Fourteen: On the Tin


In product reviews one of the most popular phrases is 'it does what it says on the tin'

Number Two Hundred and Thirteen: Hands

Hands are very handy

Number Two Hundred and Twelve: Earthworms

Earthworms are hermaphrodite invertebrates who are very busy digesting and aerating soil.

Number Two Hundred and Eleven: Compatability

Is the Furax B828M compatible with the Lorenzo Balk LB992 or do I need a converter?

Number Two Hundred and Ten: Fungal Interlude F1007

Xylaria hypoxylon

Number Two Hundred and Nine: Get with it

Get with it Grandad. Some people think all change or disruption is progress.

Number Two Hundred and Eight: Sitar Player

A man was playing a sitar outside the supermarket in the rain

Number Two Hundred and Seven: technology

Technology has made life so simple and easy

Friday 2 May 2014

Number Two Hundred and Six: Birthday


Most people have a strong awareness of their own birthday even if they are not sure what it signifies.

Number Two Hundred and Five: Fig Leaf


A fig leaf has often been added to statues and other artwork if required by prevailing cultural standards. I am not sure what kind of glue is used.

Number Two Hundred and Four: Television Presenter


A common encounter on television is between a hyperactive television presenter and a dour ordinary human.

Number Two Hundred and Three: Vandals


Vandalism takes many forms and has a variety of motives, it is not very well understood. The vandals, an East Germanic tribe were not as destructive as their reputation suggests.

Number Two Hundred and Two: Sockets


All over the world people are busy inventing new sockets, cables, plugs and adaptors.

Sunday 6 April 2014

Number Two Hundred and One: Curved Chair


Some cafes intentionally install chairs with concave backs so that your coat falls off.

Thursday 3 April 2014

Number Two Hundred: Carrier Pigeon


For many centuries pigeons have been used to carry messages.

Number One Hundred and Ninety Nine: Training Sharks


Sharks can be trained in a similar way to dolphins or dogs.

Number One Hundred and Ninety Eight: Fungal Interlude FI006

Hydnellum peckii

Number One Hundred and Ninety Seven: Laughing Animals


Many kinds of animal appear to laugh and can be tickled including primates, dogs and rats.

Number One Hundred and Ninety Six: What Television Fears


Television is afraid you might lose interest.

Number One Hundred and Ninety Five: Hats


There are many kinds of hat.

Number One Hundred and Ninety Four: Going Commando


'Going Commando' for some unknown reason refers to the state of not wearing underwear.

Tuesday 25 March 2014

Number One Hundred and Ninety Three: Pink and Blue


Pink and blue were not gender specific until well into the twentieth century and even then not in all parts of the world. Pink, being mostly red, is sometimes seen as a masculine colour.

Number One Hundred and Ninety Two: Fractal F1009


Number One Hundred and Ninety One: Fractal F1008


Sunday 16 March 2014

Number One Hundred and Ninety: Fame


Due to a worldwide shortage of fame there is a surfeit of self-promotion.

Number One Hundred and Eighty Nine: Plot


When the plot and script weaken characters tend to run around a lot.

Number One Hundred and Eighty Eight: Buy More


When I buy something they want to sell me additional items and ask for my address.

Wednesday 5 March 2014

Number One Hundred and Eighty Seven: Fractal F1007


Number One Hundred and Eighty Six: Coffee Table


Often in crime dramas victims accidentally hit their head on a coffee table.

Number One Hundred and Eighty Five: Fungal Interlude FI005

Schizophyllum commune

Number One Hundred and Eighty Four: Available Money


People in powerful positions have become very adept at sucking up most of the available money.

Number One Hundred and Eighty Three: Cup and Saucer


The Mug has supplanted the cup and saucer in many situations.

Friday 21 February 2014

Number One Hundred and Eighty Two: Queue


British people are well known for their ability to form an orderly queue but many visitors do not realise that this is not permitted in pubs.

Number One Hundred and Eighty One: Pop Musicians


Although visual artists and classical musicians gain prestige according to the university course they attended, this is rarely the case for pop musicians who are preferably self-taught.

Number One Hundred and Eighty: Box Jellyfish


Some species of Box Jellyfish have extremely potent venom.

Number One Hundred and Seventy Nine: Politics and Business


Politics and Business are two occupations where, for many reasons, truth is not permitted.