Tuesday, 20 August 2013

Number Fifty Two: Contortions


Some humans are very flexible and can pack their bodies into small boxes. It is probably an economical way to travel.

Saturday, 17 August 2013

Number Fifty One: Parasites


There are many parasites that can live on humans - they can feed from almost any body part. Some of these are worms including roundworms, tapeworms and flukes. Ectoparasites include various kinds of louse, tick, flea and mite. Delusional parasitosis is a state of mind.

Friday, 16 August 2013

Number Fifty: Street Furniture


There are many objects to fit into a street. These depend on the situation but may include street names, traffic signs, bollards, post boxes, drain covers, lamps, waste bins, bus stops, billboards, information boards, parking meters, telecom junction boxes, fences and barriers, seating, bike parking stands and statues.

Saturday, 10 August 2013

Number Forty Nine: Quiet Place

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The internet is usually quite busy but it is sometimes possible to find a quiet place to sit down.

Number Forty Eight: Pets


Many people have animal companions. Dogs and cats are probably the most common but there are also rabbits, guinea pigs, birds, lizards, snakes, spiders, fish, rats and mice living in homes around the world. Occasionally, depending on local bylaws, they may require a warning notice placed at the entrance.

Number Forty Seven: Accident


People love to gather around when there has been an accident or there is a building on fire. Sometimes they will make a special journey and take sandwiches.

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Number Forty Six: Campsites


A campsite is a good place to hear the sound of zips.

Thursday, 25 July 2013

Number Forty Five: Cleaning


When cleaning objects it is useful to pay attention to places that come into frequent contact with humans such as hands on door handles and lips on cups. 

Number Forty Four: Lost Property


People can be very forgetful and often lose their possessions in public places and when travelling.

Monday, 22 July 2013

Number Forty Three: Telephone Number


Actors on television and in film and theatre sometimes need to call fake telephone numbers. To find out more in the UK call 07700 900123

Sunday, 21 July 2013

Number Forty Two: Teapot


The stainless steel teapot is very popular in cafes across the British Isles. It has been carefully crafted to pour hot tea in an uncontrollable but often entertaining way.

Friday, 12 July 2013

Number Forty One: Cave Shortage


Due to a worldwide shortage, a spacious or well-furnished cave was very desirable to most prehistoric cave dwellers and there was a long waiting list.

Number Forty: Forty


Forty is the only number with its letters in alphabetical order.

Number Thirty Nine: Supertaster


A Supertaster is a person with a heightened sense of taste - they may have more tastebuds than others. Babies also have a greater sense of taste but will eventually learn to enjoy luminous sugar drinks and fried salty snacks.

Thursday, 11 July 2013

Number Thirty Eight: Truth


It seems that truth is a matter of opinion and I have become very confused.

Number Thirty Seven: Shop


Yesterday I went shopping but decided to look at the store fixtures and installed furniture rather than the goods for sale.

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

Number Thirty Six: Ambient Temperature


Room temperature is the most comfortable ambient state for humans.  It is somewhere between 20-24C (68-77F).

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Number Thirty Five: Volcanoes


Here are a few facts about volcanoes. There are over a thousand active ones and even a so called 'extinct' volcano could still erupt as it can have a lifespan much longer than recorded human history. Mount Etna in Sicily is almost constantly active and supports a large tourist industry.

Number Thirty Four: Goldfish


The goldfish has been domesticated for well over a thousand years. It was exported from Asia in the seventeenth century and is now popular around the world.

Number Thirty Three: Thigmomorphogenesis


Thigmomorphogenesis is a term to decribe the effect touch has on the growth of plants - they adapt to wind or other stimulation such as stroking their stems regularly.

Thursday, 4 July 2013

Number Thirty Two: Herbal Medicine


Some people think herbs are a kind of mumbo jumbo medicine and forget that many are outlawed around the world because they can make you feel extremely weird or even kill you. Parsley, however, is quite mild and makes a pleasant and popular garnish.

Number Thirty One: Necklace


No one knows when people first started to wear necklaces but it was certainly a long time ago.

Number Thirty: Holiday Crowds


Queues, crowds, confusion and noise are a common feature of many holidays. For many people, these are considered desirable conditions.

Number Twenty Nine: Flâneur


When I returned exhausted from wandering around the busy city I decided I was more flâneur than badaud.

Thursday, 27 June 2013

Number Twenty Eight: Hen

A battery-operated hen.

Sunday, 23 June 2013

Number Twenty Seven: Phone Plan


I spent eight hours trying to work out what a quick call would cost on my phone plan then decided to send a postcard.

Number Twenty Six: Luck


Many people try to emulate someone who has been lucky.

Sunday, 2 June 2013

Number Twenty Five: Bacteria


There are a lot of bacteria on earth. They are very handy for breaking down sewage and making yogurt.

Sunday, 12 May 2013

Number Twenty Four: Clothing


Humans wear clothing in a wide range of styles and materials.

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Number Twenty Three: Crying


It is difficult to cry on demand.