Tuesday, 25 March 2014
Sunday, 16 March 2014
Number One Hundred and Ninety: Fame
Due to a worldwide shortage of fame there is a surfeit of self-promotion.
Number One Hundred and Eighty Nine: Plot
When the plot and script weaken characters tend to run around a lot.
Number One Hundred and Eighty Eight: Buy More
When I buy something they want to sell me additional items and ask for my address.
Wednesday, 5 March 2014
Number One Hundred and Eighty Six: Coffee Table
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Often in crime dramas victims accidentally hit their head on a coffee table.
Number One Hundred and Eighty Four: Available Money
People in powerful positions have become very adept at sucking up most of the available money.
Number One Hundred and Eighty Three: Cup and Saucer
The Mug has supplanted the cup and saucer in many situations.
Friday, 21 February 2014
Number One Hundred and Eighty Two: Queue
British people are well known for their ability to form an orderly queue but many visitors do not realise that this is not permitted in pubs.
Number One Hundred and Eighty One: Pop Musicians
Although visual artists and classical musicians gain prestige according to the university course they attended, this is rarely the case for pop musicians who are preferably self-taught.
Number One Hundred and Eighty: Box Jellyfish
Some species of Box Jellyfish have extremely potent venom.
Number One Hundred and Seventy Nine: Politics and Business
Politics and Business are two occupations where, for many reasons, truth is not permitted.
Sunday, 9 February 2014
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Thursday, 6 February 2014
Number One Hundred and Seventy Four: Dance Epidemic
Number One Hundred and Seventy One: Poverty
Number One Hundred and Seventy: Business
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Monday, 3 February 2014
NUmber One Hundred and Sixty Nine: Kangaroo Court
A Kangaroo Court gives its verdict according to personal feeling without any evidence, sense of justice or legal procedure.
Sunday, 2 February 2014
Saturday, 1 February 2014
Number One Hundred and Sixty Six: Stork
Storks have long been associated with childbirth. They were said to carry babies in baskets and deliver them to your home.
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Number One Hundred and Sixty Four: Ideology
You will be pleased to know that I have devised a political ideology that every single person agrees with.
Number One Hundred and Sixty Three: Eye Bags
Periorbital puffiness is fluid buildup around the eyes and is often worse on waking.
Number One Hundred and Sixty Two: Lady Windermere
A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
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